Haha, well, they read the watered-down versions. My mother, she read me the scary stuff. About goblins that come and eat all the people they want, especially if they're naughty.
Because that way, I can tell you of all the ways I can beat up those scary fairy tale monsters to protect you, and therefore you'll be super impressed.
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[ she just turns her head to look at him. and yes, she'll let go of his nose.
she knew some were dark and creepy, but?? ]
Don't people read these things to children??
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Haha, well, they read the watered-down versions. My mother, she read me the scary stuff. About goblins that come and eat all the people they want, especially if they're naughty.
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I don’t think you’ll find those ones here to show us, unfortunately. [ she thinks. she hopes? ]
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I'll take that as a challenge, Alex.
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Please don’t.
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[this is the man you chose to be your boyfriend, alex]
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How is scaring me with creepy fairy tales fun?!
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[he is not being serious but, hansa,]
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that's cute. ]
[ she pinches his nose again. ] I've seen you beat up a crocodile, you don't have to go out of your way to impress me.
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[Its a nasally laugh because of the pinched nose...]
[Another light kiss to the back of her head.]
I just like being able to protect you.
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You already have done, plenty of times. You don't need to find more reasons to.
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I don't want to find reasons, but...it makes me happy, knowing you're safe.
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[He trails a hand over the side of her head, fingers brushing through her hair.]
I know. I mean, the last thing we want is to be unrealistic. Still doesn't stop me from wanting the best for you.
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[ that... sounds like the most realistic thing to do. she lifts a hand to place it over hansa's. ] Hopefully it'll all work out.
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[And a nod.]
I want it to work out. I'll do whatever I can to make that happen.
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Okay. If you're keeping it in mind, then that's enough.
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[He huffs.]
Well, if trouble comes knocking at my door, I'll just say "no, thank you!"
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Think it'll listen?
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Alright then. I'll trust that it will, if it ever comes to that.
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