chanteuser | QUASIPLATONICROMANTIC NOT-MESS

[Smiling at that, and his eyes shift over all three of them -- admittedly lingering a half-second longer on Emet]

Yes... I do not have any regrets with what led me here.

Good. That's good.

[Aw, Chiron.]

Sooooo. [Hm.] Have you and Emet-Selch kissed, yet?

[:3c]

[-- EXPRESSION FLATTENING IMMEDIATELY]

I do not see how that needs to be discussed right now.

[

Nope]

[:3333c]

Why not? I think its the perfect time.

Hardly. If he wants to kiss me, he can do it at his leisure, and if not, then there's no further discussion necessary.

[Don't make this a game!!!]

Ughhh. What are you two going to do, wait for eons before the other is polite enough to go for it? Especially in a place like this, you don't have that time.

I have never asked for him to return my interests, you realize.

[HE FEELS HE MIGHT AS WELL SAY IT.

At no point did Chiron enter this arrangement with the intention of Emet returning jack shit, ha ha]

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...You really need to ask that stuff? Chiron...please.

[ISN'T IT JUST IMPLICIT?]

... It would be rude to assume.

[Hansa do you see what I fuckin deal with]

What, no it wouldn't? It's like...you're going to look at Emet-Selch and think he doesn't want to do that with you? There's polite, and then there's just making a whole scenario in your head that isn't happening.

[Hansa why are you so worked up about this!!]

I will... ask him at a later date if you prefer?

[Granting him mercy and pretending Emet is still asleep for this]

...

[Flashbacks to when he told Chiron that even though he's a smart man he's also VERY DUMB SOMETIMES]

If you and Emet-Selch don't kiss tonight, I'll take your lyre and play horrible music to keep you all awake, since I have no experience in music whatsoever.

Hansa, I will not be bullied into kissing him.

[B| LEAVE HIS LYRE OUT OF THIS]

I care deeply for him, yes, but I do not need any reciprocation. His happiness is enough.

[I

hate him so much]

...

What are you, his butler? Chiron....please.

Well, seeing he will be my new Master eventually...

[The fuckin sass.]

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[SASS 2: THE RETURN OF SASS]

Wow, didn't think your feelings went as far as being willing to set the table and do his laundry. Can't wait when you realize holding hands is a possibility.

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[Chiron is gonna take a pillow and

gently shove it

against Hansa's face]

I'm still not entirely sure why you are aggravated about this.

[MUFFLED ANNOYED PILLOW NOISES can't believe they're reenacting silent hill 2-]

[But he does draw back and kind of bat at the pillow to get it out of the way.]

I'm only aggravated because... [And a pause. He frowns.] I just feel bad that I'm hogging his attention. You deserve it, too.

[why can't you also kiss this rat grandpa, chiron]

[-- That's what this is about, huh?

His expression relaxes hearing this]

You needn't feel that way. The offer I made to him was... [Mm, he doesn't think it fair to go into the details without Emet's permission, so--]

He is capable of dividing his attention however he sees fit. [WELL. Right now it's laughinggirlwithsalad.png in regards to that, but Chiron's soul doesn't want to shrivel up right this second.]

I'm afraid I'm not the jealous sort.

I'm not saying you need to be jealous. I mean, he cares about you, you care about him, it's just...

[He makes a disgruntled noise, gesturing between the both of them.]

I just don't want you two dancing around this when the truth is in plain sight.

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[ pictured, me: swooping in to cuck marie's ass from dying at endgame maybe ]

If it's something that needs doing before the Realm is fixed, should you be putting the Master thing off? [ they've. discussed the Time thing a few times, but that extends to not letting yourself expire from mana related issues because you dragged your hooves over getting the immortal being to put a ~~ring~~ command seal on it. ]

[I will get you all back for this]

As of right now, it's impossible. I believe I've entered a pseudo contract with the Realm that is keeping me stable, but as magecraft doesn't seem to work here, I can't transfer over those rights to Emet-Selch yet.

[sorry the Realm just keeps on cuckin]

[ but mawie ]

It's something you can transfer over when that ends, though? It wouldn't be something we discussed if it was impossible to do...

Yes. Because I am already summoned and Emet-Selch assumedly has the necessary requirements to be a Master, the process should be easy so long as I so not vanish.

... [ hm ]

Right. Please try not to vanish before he can do whatever needs to be done.