chanteuser | QUASIPLATONICROMANTIC NOT-MESS

[Pondering to himself...]

Maybe I can use mine on people already in love to help their relationship...?

Hansa.

[NO BE GOOD]

Hey, look, if it can be used for good, I don't mind!

[okay but pls don't give him that look, horse man,]

[Hansa is so lucky Chiron is fond as hell of him, and so eventually just sighs]

If they are already in love, I've doubts the effect could do anything further.

[... Quietly muttering]

Ah, well. Perhaps it would, on second thought...

Hm? What else would it do? Like...anti-love? I hope it wouldn't do that.

[Says Hansa, probably having his arm wrapped around Emet-Selch at the moment.]

[Just staring at the both of them and then closing his eyes for PATIENCE]

I do not know. I just know that it can be dangerous to... meddle.

[A sigh]

In any case, yours is perhaps the least offense of what we have -- or perhaps that is mine? I do not know what it means to be emotionally tied, unless taken literally.

[Perma-emotional share? Yikes]

[ ...

let the ancient ascian and the horse rest ]

Don't give me that look...

[alex pwease]

[ she does.

but it’s toned down the second time. ]

As long as it doesn’t take them 400 years, it’ll be okay without a “helping” hand.

-- I trust you both are not referring to me.

[EXCUSE HIM, HE CAN HEAR THIS]

[ eheh ]

No?

[...]

[Looks over at Emet-Selch and Chiron.]

[ no.

she pokes him. ]

[GESTURES TO THEM???]

[HE CAN ALSO SEE THIS???

BOTH OF YOU.]

I trust we can move on now, yes?

[He had to bust out the teacher voice, I hope everyone in this bar is happy]

[ look ]

Mmmm.

[>8/]

Sure. I need a drink, anyways.

[WHAT DO YOU BOTH WANT FROM HIM, TO PROPOSE?

He is so tired.]

[ up the smooch counter dammit, zia’s counting on you ]

[THERE ARE TWO TEENS DEAD

MAYBE CHIRON DOESN'T WANT TO SMOOCH]

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[YES??????????]

[NO!!!!!

Both of ya are a hot ass mess and now the teacher is exhausted]

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[HE LOOKS EQUALLY TIRED... HE HAS EARS.]

I suppose so, as long as further discussion is not required?

[Seriously they are EONS OLDER THAN BOTH OF Y'ALL]

Certainly not on that matter.

[Steering this back to business]

Will you have any use for my reward? Otherwise I am tempted to be rid of it.

If you are satisfied enough, then.

[like, if chiron doesn't want anything more for now, that's fine.]

But yes, I'm sure I could find some use for it, if you would prefer to leave it in my care.