QUASIPLATONICROMANTIC NOT-MESS

[chanteuser]

i'm still wheezing y'all

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[antaressnipe]

[God, this is

a lot

Chiron is going to stick close to Alex because she seems to know what all of this is for, and horse man needs a bit of guidance here]

I assume this is not normal, then?

[chanteuser]

[ chiron you are going to have the silkiest tail ever by the time they're done here. ]

... I've never been in a castle to find out, but... it seems kind of extreme. A big fancy bathroom, maybe? But this is a lot.

[antaressnipe]

You'll have to explain everything to me, if you don't mind. I'm afraid none of these products are familiar to me.

[From the lotions to the creams to the nail polish... he don't know. It'd almost be intimidating if it weren't so amusing to him.]

[chanteuser]

... I'll be honest some of it's all new to me too. [ haha! ]

But it's all suppose to do something. Like... make your hair shinier, or your skin softer. That kind of thing.

[antaressnipe]

-- But why?

[He's leaning down some, picking up a bottle here and there, eyes bright with curiosity]

To make oneself more... appealing?

[chanteuser]

Pretty much. The make up does it on a surface level, and the skincare products and that kind of thing are supposed to work on a... deeper level? I guess.

[ she's holding a lipstick now, actually. ]

[antaressnipe]

[... He's watching.

Put it on, put it on! Show him the application process.]

[chanteuser]

[ she untwists the cap and




leans up to swipe it on chiron's mouth. it's a very pretty dusty rose colour. he looks beautiful. ]

[antaressnipe]

[Ma'am--

The baby deer jolts in surprise while Chiron just stands there]

I... do not mind, but perhaps a word of warning next time.

[Are there any mirrors here?? He's just glancing around while pressing a finger against his lips, bemused at the color]

[chanteuser]

[ very seriously: ]

I promise to warn you, next time I'm going to put lipstick on you. [ the cat at her feet hops up on the counter and purrs. ]

[ there are also like. a lot of mirrors. he can probably just look up or something. ]

[antaressnipe]

[he is seven foot, he's gotta look down for this nonsense]

... I'm not sure if this color suits my complexion.

[chanteuser]

Hm. Well, there's plenty of other colours. What do you think would suit?

[ here, she'll get a wipe and while he's leaning down move in to wipe the lipstick off his mouth, if he'll let her. ]