HANSA

[chanteuser]

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[chanteuser]

... Other possibilities that are springing to mind seem worse, so I'm happy to go with that one.

[ bad. actually.

but she does chuckle. ]

Well, if I am I'll repent or whatever it is I'm supposed to do. Or just... y'know. Figure out how to pay the owner.

[robopriest]

If you need it, confessional is open 24/7. My treat.

[Ever so dry.]

Kind of weird we don't have money in our goodie bags, right?

[chanteuser]

What's the process for forgiveness for stealing heart-shaped shutter shades..?

[ it's asked almost absently, and a little tiredly. three hail marys? who knows. ]

Mm. Now you mention it... unless the currency is something super weird, or our hosts are flat broke... you'd expect something to get you started.

[robopriest]

Saying you're sorry and resolving to become a better person. Something like that.

[A shrug.]

Maybe they plan on giving us an allowance later?

[chanteuser]

A better person with comedy sunglasses....

[ maybe she's a stylish sinner now. ]

What, like a weekly treat for not wrecking the place? There's a thought. And an incentive, I suppose.

[robopriest]

The comedy sunglasses are important.

[Rocking that sinful fashion!]

Weekly treat makes me think we're nothing but pets, though...

[chanteuser]

... Maybe less important that you think.

[ but still very stylish, she does agree. ]

We are a bit trapped in a cage like one, though.

[robopriest]

[Dryly:]

I hope we're let out for walks sometimes.

[chanteuser]

If we're really good they might take down the barrier.

[ haha! ]

[robopriest]

Maybe they'll give us a lifetime of free ice cream, too. I can't wait. Yaaay.

[chanteuser]

And a pony.

[robopriest]

Upgrade it into a unicorn, and I'll accept it.

[chanteuser]

If you can find one here then you're welcome to it.

[robopriest]

Not a unicorn fan?

[chanteuser]

... They're not real, are they?

[ hello? ]