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Alex Benedetto ([personal profile] chanteuser) wrote2020-10-15 04:40 pm
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misstrust: (We crashed... into a crocodile)

[personal profile] misstrust 2020-11-10 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It tastes very... I'm not sure how to put this. False?
misstrust: (You guys go get snacks)

[personal profile] misstrust 2020-11-10 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The fact that it doesn't move is honestly very alarming??? ]

Perhaps it's better to just enjoy that plain.
misstrust: (The medallion says that's dumb)

[personal profile] misstrust 2020-11-11 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Just very fried. Which I suppose is how you confirm it's fair food.

[ As she finally takes a bite out of her corndog. ]
misstrust: (Less than three-- oh a heart!)

[personal profile] misstrust 2020-11-11 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, exactly like that. It's an entirely special circumstance!
misstrust: It's definitely real (I saw it on the internet)

[personal profile] misstrust 2020-11-12 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I wouldn't say any of this would be kind to our figures on a daily basis...
misstrust: (You are acting like Garfield on a Monday)

[personal profile] misstrust 2020-11-13 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
... We still look amazing.

[ For the record. ]
misstrust: (I'm not homeless... anymore)

[personal profile] misstrust 2020-11-14 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dorothy lets out a soft snort of a laugh. ]

Indeed they are!

... Ah, speaking of a treat, I did get to witness a certain former roommate of mine sharing a kiss with a certain lady friend this past week.

[ Spill, Alex. ]
misstrust: (Are you kids ready to fight a DRAGON)

[personal profile] misstrust 2020-11-14 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ right at Alex's kneecaps ]

Yes. And now this person would like to know more.
misstrust: (You are acting like Garfield on a Monday)

[personal profile] misstrust 2020-11-14 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Alex. Alex, please. ]

How long have you two been together? When did this happen? I admit, I may not have thought to look deeper because... well.

[ Whatever happened with Emet-Selch, but Dorothy is Victorian and didn't even consider poly things. Shame. ]
misstrust: (Shut your ungodly lopsided mouth)

[personal profile] misstrust 2020-11-14 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
... You-- not a word for weeks--

[ Dorothy lets out a dramatically loud gasp, clutching at her heart. ]

This betrayal! Goodness, if I'd gotten myself into a romance, I would have said something to you immediately!
misstrust: It's definitely real (I saw it on the internet)

[personal profile] misstrust 2020-11-14 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
So what about the others?

[ Please. Educate her. ]
misstrust: (I drowned a litter of his young...)

[personal profile] misstrust 2020-11-14 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She nods. ]
misstrust: (The medallion says that's dumb)

[personal profile] misstrust 2020-11-14 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose not. I'd never really considered it myself, but if it works for you and you're happy, I don't see why there would be a reason to decry it.