[ He's easily brought back into the moment, at least, face brightening like a light switch as he smiles and takes one of the wings. ]
You ever see one of those angel pictures where they have the wings on their heads? It looks sorta like--
[ He places the wings on the sides of Pinkie Pie's head, but with all the extra additions they've shoved onto the horse's head, all the extra bits are very heavy, and Pinkie Pie's neck is very thin, and the entire head snaps off and shatters on the floor into a million pieces.
I hope the mods don't actually need this statue for anything, if they do then I guess Alex and Kano can reconstruct Pinkie Pie's face to the best of their memory but for now Pinkie Pie is headless. ]
I thought they were usually depicted with them on their back? Like... coming from their shoulder blad--
[ oh.
oh boy there goes her head. much like the french revolution, the working class has rebelled and taken the monarchy's head in their war of equality. viva la revolucion.
alex freezes as the head hits the ground with a loud crash, and the pieces scatter in ways that guarantee even if they were to spend the rest of the week cleaning up, someone, at some point, is going to step on a l*go. ]
[ What?????? Even if she yells at him about it, he can't put it back together? So he runs (aka jogs) back to the inn, good bye, this is somebody else's problem now.
Hopefully Xie Lian will be the next one to open the door. ]
later on she's gonna sneak back and sweep the bricks into a neat pile, and use one of the loose blocks to clip a sheet of paper over where pinkie pie's head once was. there's a not-great, cartoony drawing of what her head might have looked like at one time. had it not been l*go.
and destroyed.
rip pinkie pie. this is all she can do for you now. ]
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You ever see one of those angel pictures where they have the wings on their heads? It looks sorta like--
[ He places the wings on the sides of Pinkie Pie's head, but with all the extra additions they've shoved onto the horse's head, all the extra bits are very heavy, and Pinkie Pie's neck is very thin, and the entire head snaps off and shatters on the floor into a million pieces.
I hope the mods don't actually need this statue for anything, if they do then I guess Alex and Kano can reconstruct Pinkie Pie's face to the best of their memory but for now Pinkie Pie is headless. ]
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[ oh.
oh boy there goes her head. much like the french revolution, the working class has rebelled and taken the monarchy's head in their war of equality. viva la revolucion.
alex freezes as the head hits the ground with a loud crash, and the pieces scatter in ways that guarantee even if they were to spend the rest of the week cleaning up, someone, at some point, is going to step on a l*go. ]
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Kano turns around, and walks out of the emporium. ]
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ah ]
Kano!!
[ i mean she's gonna make like a tree and leave as well? before anyone can come and investigate the noise. but she'll feel kinnnnda guilty about it. ]
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Hopefully Xie Lian will be the next one to open the door. ]
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later on she's gonna sneak back and sweep the bricks into a neat pile, and use one of the loose blocks to clip a sheet of paper over where pinkie pie's head once was. there's a not-great, cartoony drawing of what her head might have looked like at one time. had it not been l*go.
and destroyed.
rip pinkie pie. this is all she can do for you now. ]