QUASIPLATONICROMANTIC NOT-MESS

[chanteuser]

i'm still wheezing y'all

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[chanteuser]

We haven't had any this week, let alone here, so... I don't think the realm's going to suddenly bring up more just to spite you. [ ... unless the blankets are super static. ]

You're safe.

[robopriest]

Hey, don't tempt the Realm, I don't need more heart attacks.

[But fine, fine, he'll move to grab a few blankets.]

The blankets should form the roof, so we need some chairs and tables and such.

[chanteuser]

I'd say we've got enough of those lying around to get something sorted. [ hmm. she's surveying the area. like an architect of blanket forts. very important. ]

It needs to be pretty high too, right? So... maybe if we stacked some tables on top of each other? We could boost the height with chairs if we need to, but I think the more we have stacked the more likely it is to fall...

[robopriest]

Tables might be more stable than chairs, so lets try that. And when it gets time to put the blankets up, I'll lift you so you can reach.

[He's smirking and TOTALLY not poking fun at her being short, no sirree.]

[chanteuser]

[ just this face.





she's going to get tables now. rude. ]

[robopriest]

[Just coming up to embrace her from the back and kiss her on the back of her head.]

Ah, don't pout at me like that, I was only teasing. Hehe.

[chanteuser]

I'm not that short.

[ it's not her fault some people here are 7ft tall? or sometimes 610cm tall? or 6 foot and mostly metal? ]

[robopriest]

Of course you aren't. You're the perfect size. All the better to eat you up, my dear, or so the fairytale goes? Something like that.

[MORE TEASING, WHEN WILL IT END, but he's just laughing, all the while, as he rests his chin on her head.]

[chanteuser]

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she reaches back and pinches his nose ]

I'm pretty sure those stories are grimmer than that.

[robopriest]

[Now speaking in a nasally tone and just accepting this:]

Its true. Some of them even involve cannibalism.

[chanteuser]

[ he sounds stunning. ]

...

[ she just turns her head to look at him. and yes, she'll let go of his nose.

she knew some were dark and creepy, but?? ]

Don't people read these things to children??

[robopriest]

[He grins.]

Haha, well, they read the watered-down versions. My mother, she read me the scary stuff. About goblins that come and eat all the people they want, especially if they're naughty.

[chanteuser]

[ and so much is explained ]

...

I don’t think you’ll find those ones here to show us, unfortunately. [ she thinks. she hopes? ]

[robopriest]

[:D]

I'll take that as a challenge, Alex.

[chanteuser]

[ NO!! ]

Please don’t.

[robopriest]

Why not? It could be fun!

[this is the man you chose to be your boyfriend, alex]

[chanteuser]

[ yes hello customer services? can she get a refund. ]

How is scaring me with creepy fairy tales fun?!

[robopriest]

Because that way, I can tell you of all the ways I can beat up those scary fairy tale monsters to protect you, and therefore you'll be super impressed.

[he is not being serious but, hansa,]

[chanteuser]

[ hansa.

that's cute. ]


[ she pinches his nose again. ] I've seen you beat up a crocodile, you don't have to go out of your way to impress me.

[robopriest]

Hehehe.

[Its a nasally laugh because of the pinched nose...]

[Another light kiss to the back of her head.]

I just like being able to protect you.

[chanteuser]

[ she lets go and turns around enough that she can properly hug him, resting her head against his shoulder. ]

You already have done, plenty of times. You don't need to find more reasons to.

[robopriest]

[He pulls her easily into the embrace, his hand lightly stroking her back.]

I don't want to find reasons, but...it makes me happy, knowing you're safe.

[chanteuser]

Does it help if I say I’m as safe as I’m probably going to be here?

[robopriest]

In a place where we have people murdered like clockwork every Friday? I would hope not.

[chanteuser]

I'd feel worse if I said I promise I'll be fine and then something happened, Hansa.