QUASIPLATONICROMANTIC NOT-MESS

[chanteuser]

i'm still wheezing y'all

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[robopriest]

...Huh. Weird.

[and wait what]

A reindeer? What, is there a reindeer medical school in this comic?

[antaressnipe]

Ah, no. Let me explain.

[Putting down the comic because he needs Hansa to fuckin understand why ChompChomp is his son]

He ate a particular fruit that granted him human intellect, but also made him look different from the other reindeer, and so he was forcibly ostracized from his family.

A doctor in the area adopted him before he was killed, and taught him everything he knew... but unfortunately, that same doctor died during a conflict of the country. And so the friend of the doctor's, a woman named Cruela, took ChompChomp in as her apprentice as a favor to her old friend.

[robopriest]

...

[Wow.]

That's a very complicated story for a doctor that's a reindeer. Though...a fruit?

[antaressnipe]

[CHOMP CHOMP IS SON-SHAPED AND CHIRON WILL HEAR NO ARGUMENTS]

Yes, apparently in this universe, there are things called... [checking the manga real quick]

Deviled Fruits that will grant you an ability should you eat it, but in exchange, you will sink like a stone in water.

It's a problem because this world is made mostly of water, even moreso than Earth is.

[robopriest]

...

How do people live on this world if they eat fruits that make then drown? What kind of logic is that?

[antaressnipe]

The fruits are very rare, and it's in exchange for power. If you have the ability to destroy all your enemies, then all you need to do is make sure you do not come in contact with water, yes?

[chanteuser]

[ from somewhere probably under two blankets trying to lift them: ]

So, literally a forbidden fruit?

[antaressnipe]

Yes, that's exactly it, Alex.

[GIVING HER THE APPROVING TEACHER VOICE]