QUASIPLATONICROMANTIC NOT-MESS

[chanteuser]

i'm still wheezing y'all

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[antaressnipe]

[STOP you two are so cute, Chiron cannot stop smiling at this scene in front of him]

I do wonder what excuse we shall use come tomorrow when everyone asks why there is a literal mountain of blankets and pillows here.

[Did... did anyone think this through???]

[robopriest]

It's....the vengeance of the ghosts of blanket forts past?

[Yes. That's it.]

[antaressnipe]

... There won't be anyone to contradict us, will there?

[The lie might actually fly]

[robopriest]

Nope.

[:)]

[antaressnipe]

... I suppose it is relatively harmless.

[Chiron just constantly shifting from Lawful Good to Neutral Good and dipping his toes into the Chaotic spectrum]

[robopriest]

Haha.

[And he leans on his hand.]

Are you having a good time, Chiron?

1/2

[antaressnipe]

[... It is probably telling in that way Hansa is used to by this point that Chiron looks bemused by the question]

Am I...

[He judges so much of his time based on who he is helping, if he's successfully helping them, planning, and then for whatever time is spent over, creating things that will benefit others.

It's just a very weird question to ask a Heroic Spirit]

[antaressnipe]

Well, I greatly enjoy spending time with you all... so I suppose I am, yes.

[robopriest]

...

[He...isn't sure?]

[But then he says he does, and Hansa just stares at him for a moment.]

You suppose? Come on, yes or no! It's obvious you are!

[antaressnipe]

I mean, yes-- [Holding his hands up!! Don't be mad, Hansa]

It's only that Heroic Servants do not often have the downtime to enjoy themselves in the first place, so I needed a moment to... reflect...

[robopriest]

Ah. Well, whatever you are, Servant or not...its good to have a good time with people you care about.

[antaressnipe]

[Smiling at that, and his eyes shift over all three of them -- admittedly lingering a half-second longer on Emet]

Yes... I do not have any regrets with what led me here.

[robopriest]

Good. That's good.

[Aw, Chiron.]

Sooooo. [Hm.] Have you and Emet-Selch kissed, yet?

[:3c]

[antaressnipe]

[-- EXPRESSION FLATTENING IMMEDIATELY]

I do not see how that needs to be discussed right now.

[




Nope]

[robopriest]

[:3333c]

Why not? I think its the perfect time.

[antaressnipe]

Hardly. If he wants to kiss me, he can do it at his leisure, and if not, then there's no further discussion necessary.

[Don't make this a game!!!]

[robopriest]

Ughhh. What are you two going to do, wait for eons before the other is polite enough to go for it? Especially in a place like this, you don't have that time.

[antaressnipe]

I have never asked for him to return my interests, you realize.

[HE FEELS HE MIGHT AS WELL SAY IT.

At no point did Chiron enter this arrangement with the intention of Emet returning jack shit, ha ha]

[robopriest]

...You really need to ask that stuff? Chiron...please.

[ISN'T IT JUST IMPLICIT?]

[antaressnipe]

... It would be rude to assume.

[Hansa do you see what I fuckin deal with]

[robopriest]

What, no it wouldn't? It's like...you're going to look at Emet-Selch and think he doesn't want to do that with you? There's polite, and then there's just making a whole scenario in your head that isn't happening.

[antaressnipe]

[Hansa why are you so worked up about this!!]

I will... ask him at a later date if you prefer?

[Granting him mercy and pretending Emet is still asleep for this]

[robopriest]

...

[Flashbacks to when he told Chiron that even though he's a smart man he's also VERY DUMB SOMETIMES]

If you and Emet-Selch don't kiss tonight, I'll take your lyre and play horrible music to keep you all awake, since I have no experience in music whatsoever.

[antaressnipe]

Hansa, I will not be bullied into kissing him.

[B| LEAVE HIS LYRE OUT OF THIS]

I care deeply for him, yes, but I do not need any reciprocation. His happiness is enough.

[I

hate him so much]

[robopriest]

...

What are you, his butler? Chiron....please.