HANSA

[chanteuser]

Comments

[robopriest]

Eh, the snakes were annoying, but its hardly like there's a lot of flesh and bone to bite.

[He's just...a simple man.]

Maybe I'll fight a shark, next. That would be exciting.

[chanteuser]

[ she feels exhausted suddenly. enjoy that. ]

Please be careful when fighting a shark.

[ it's not even like she thinks he wouldn't. he absolutely would. if next week is beach week, hansa is fighting a shark. ]

[robopriest]

Haha! Don't worry! I'm very waterproof!

[THAT'S NOT THE CONCERN HERE, HANSA]

[chanteuser]

[ hrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffffffffffffffffffffeeeeeee-- ]

Are you sharp tooth proof as well??

[robopriest]

Unless I meet a shark that can chomp through thick metal, I sure am.

[chanteuser]

If you were going to meet one anywhere, it'd probably be in this place.

[robopriest]

It will be a worthy challenge then.

[hansa you stupid jock]

[chanteuser]

[






she whacks him with the pen ]

[robopriest]

[>:O]

What was that for?!

[chanteuser]

Please take the potentially super-human sharks that could maybe bite through metal seriously, Hansa. I didn't see anything in the first aid room for fixing metal.

[robopriest]

I am taking it very seriously.

[he is not,]

[chanteuser]

Hansa.

[ :| ]

[robopriest]

What?

[He's grinning.]

[chanteuser]

...

[ this is the kind of exasperation you get that's laced with just enough softness to be nothing serious. but her concern is definitely genuine. ]

Just don't get your arm, or leg, bitten off. Please.

[robopriest]

I won't. This body is made of the best technology of the Church, after all.

[A beat.]

Plus, I have a chainsaw.

[chanteuser]

...








[ she just stares at him. ]

[robopriest]

[Just smiling.]

Its in my leg.

[chanteuser]

[





huh. ]

... Somehow I think I should feel more surprised by that.

[ there's a notable feeling like she just learned the inevitable. ]

[robopriest]

Haha.

[He just grins.]

I'm just full of surprises, some more surprising than others.

[chanteuser]

[ hm... ]

Some kind of blade? Other than a chainsaw.

[ is she just going to guess what's in his swiss-army-knife limbs? ]

[robopriest]

[A nod.]

Yes, I have blades in my arms. Sadly, they seem to be stuck...

[chanteuser]

Since you got here?

[ she leans slightly, like she's going to somehow be able to spy the hidden blades just by really looking at his arms. even through fabric. she's trying. ]

That sounds like it's on purpose. Is it the same for the chainsaw?

[robopriest]

[They sure just do look like regular arms.]

Yes. The chainsaw works, though. That's the only thing that does.

[chanteuser]

[ suggesting there's more weaponry hiding out somewhere in those 70% machinery. ]

... I would've thought they'd stop you from using all of them, honestly. [ let's be honest, the metal limbs are already a step up in terms of defending yourself compared to fleshy limbs. ]

[robopriest]

I guess they were nice with letting me have one...though its not the one I would've preferred. Ah, well. Beggars can't be choosers.