HANSA

[chanteuser]

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[chanteuser]

You are!

[robopriest]

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Shut up.

[chanteuser]

[ she just laughs. but it's happy, rather than mocking. ]

... Shutting up.

[ ... ]

Still, how was fighting an alligator? That's two weeks running you've got to beat up the local fauna, right?

[robopriest]

...Heh.

[His prior sulking eases back into soft amusement, mood improving especially with the mention of the reptile.]

I think it was a crocodile, but not sure. Honestly, it was pretty good. I'd be fine if it was a recurring experience.

[chanteuser]

[ sometimes all it takes to make a guy happy is to talk about that time he wrestled a crocodile in a swamp. who knew? ]

Even with the snakes swimming around? [ and the leeches. wow, the leeches. ]

You've managed it two weeks running. Who knows what next week'll bring?

[robopriest]

Eh, the snakes were annoying, but its hardly like there's a lot of flesh and bone to bite.

[He's just...a simple man.]

Maybe I'll fight a shark, next. That would be exciting.

[chanteuser]

[ she feels exhausted suddenly. enjoy that. ]

Please be careful when fighting a shark.

[ it's not even like she thinks he wouldn't. he absolutely would. if next week is beach week, hansa is fighting a shark. ]

[robopriest]

Haha! Don't worry! I'm very waterproof!

[THAT'S NOT THE CONCERN HERE, HANSA]

[chanteuser]

[ hrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffffffffffffffffffffeeeeeee-- ]

Are you sharp tooth proof as well??

[robopriest]

Unless I meet a shark that can chomp through thick metal, I sure am.

[chanteuser]

If you were going to meet one anywhere, it'd probably be in this place.

[robopriest]

It will be a worthy challenge then.

[hansa you stupid jock]

[chanteuser]

[






she whacks him with the pen ]

[robopriest]

[>:O]

What was that for?!

[chanteuser]

Please take the potentially super-human sharks that could maybe bite through metal seriously, Hansa. I didn't see anything in the first aid room for fixing metal.

[robopriest]

I am taking it very seriously.

[he is not,]

[chanteuser]

Hansa.

[ :| ]

[robopriest]

What?

[He's grinning.]

[chanteuser]

...

[ this is the kind of exasperation you get that's laced with just enough softness to be nothing serious. but her concern is definitely genuine. ]

Just don't get your arm, or leg, bitten off. Please.

[robopriest]

I won't. This body is made of the best technology of the Church, after all.

[A beat.]

Plus, I have a chainsaw.

[chanteuser]

...








[ she just stares at him. ]

[robopriest]

[Just smiling.]

Its in my leg.

[chanteuser]

[





huh. ]

... Somehow I think I should feel more surprised by that.

[ there's a notable feeling like she just learned the inevitable. ]

[robopriest]

Haha.

[He just grins.]

I'm just full of surprises, some more surprising than others.

[chanteuser]

[ hm... ]

Some kind of blade? Other than a chainsaw.

[ is she just going to guess what's in his swiss-army-knife limbs? ]