HANSA

[chanteuser]

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[chanteuser]

...

[ hm. ] I'm not as kind as everyone seems to think, you know. I think I'm a pretty selfish person.

[ besides, it's fair. maybe he doesn't think he's done a lot for her in return, but he has. ]

[robopriest]

Eh, you might deny it, but you do a lot for people, even if you don't realize it.

[A light movement of his shoulders, up and down.]

It's true.

[chanteuser]

[ ... that... almost makes her feel bad. ]

It's not always altruistic. Which is... well, the selfish part.

[ she sighs. ]

But there's no point in kicking each other while we're all down, either way.

[robopriest]

Does it matter? You deserve to be happy, too.

[Maybe last week he would've said something about the generosity of Jesus or something but...of course, he says nothing else here. He just smiles.]

I'm happy when you are. That isn't kicking each other down.

[chanteuser]

[ wow it's a good thing it's not emotions week and also that he's blind right now because she just lit up like a christmas tree. ]

...

...

[ get a grip, alex. ] Alright.

[robopriest]

Haha. See, not that hard to accept.

[He has no idea what is happening right now! He just smiles.]

[chanteuser]

[ she's safe, it's fine. ]

[ ...

she just prods him in the side. ]

[robopriest]

[Mature, Alex.]

[He kind of draws his hand back to bat at it?]

Hey, what did I do?

[chanteuser]

[ she is very mature. ]

Nothing.

[ this explains nothing at all. but is a very mature response.

still. she waves a hand in front of his eyes again. ]

There'll be no terrorising leopards this week then, I take it. If this doesn't go away.

[robopriest]

[No reaction to her waving her hand. Even his cool crystal eye doesn't move.]

I know. Isn't that sad? Its like they want to take all the fun out of this for me.

[chanteuser]

[ ... yeah. she isn't sure she likes this very much. all the joking aside. ]

You've fought a bear and a crocodile.

[ deadpan. ]

[robopriest]

Only because I had to. You make it sound like I go out of my way to fight them.

[hansa, totally: the local fauna SUCKS]

[chanteuser]

You don't go out of your way to not fight them...

[ he's just doing due duty, beating up the local wildlife. probably. ]

[robopriest]

Maybe I just need the practice?

[Look at this smug smirk.]

[chanteuser]

[ stop she can't be mean to him and push him, he's blind ("she keeps poking him?" he's blind ]

There's going to be no wildlife left. [ sir you have a chainsaw leg. ]

[robopriest]

[No please push him, he deserves it.]

Why are you making it sound like I'll fight the entire zoo? I'm not that fight happy.

[chanteuser]

Are you sure? You were delighted fighting that crocodile.

[ she will. prod him again. it's fine? ]

[robopriest]

Because it was a welcome distraction from the rabid nest of snakes.

[A beat. He's just going to reach forward and end up poking her in the shoulder.]

But also.....it was really fun, honestly.

[chanteuser]

... A bolt of lightning would be a welcome distraction from the snakes, and the leeches. [ and the bird with the sword. ]

...

Yeah it was pretty obvious. [ emotions week. ]

[robopriest]

It really would.

[He chuckles.]

Haha, I can't help it. When you fight vampires and demons and stuff all the time, even a crocodile is a nice change of pace.

[chanteuser]

[ fighting a crocodile as a change of pace, huh... ]

At least it took it out of commission pretty quickly. [ ... oh! right. ]

Hold up your hand?

[robopriest]

...Hm? Okay.

[Holding up his hand!]

[chanteuser]

[ she

high fives it! ]

There.

[robopriest]

Oh!

[UNEXPECTED AND VERY CUTE HIGH FIVE]

Is that for the crocodile fight?

[chanteuser]

Yup.

[ yeah! victory high five! ]

Now with no electric shocks.