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chanteuser) wrote2020-10-27 05:42 pm
chanteuser) wrote2020-10-27 05:42 pm
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QUASIPLATONICROMANTIC NOT-MESS
i'm still wheezing y'all
i'm still wheezing y'all
[chiron can't even take a moment to explain his skills because he's too busy also giving hansa a look]
... I suppose as far as losses go, this one is mild.
[unless something breaks because even Chiron's skill has limits]
... I suppose as far as losses go, this one is mild.
[unless something breaks because even Chiron's skill has limits]
[ somehow they've managed to haul up in one location without a fifth wheel awkwardly sat there in the corner. amazing.
also there are so many blankets. did they just take every blanket they could from the inn? it's very possible. alex is trying to lift some of them and figure out where they're going to go to build this blanket fort. ]
How did you even go about this last time, Hansa? All I remember was you and Won shocking each other and making no progress.
[ there were chairs involved, right? well they have plenty of chairs here.... ]
also there are so many blankets. did they just take every blanket they could from the inn? it's very possible. alex is trying to lift some of them and figure out where they're going to go to build this blanket fort. ]
How did you even go about this last time, Hansa? All I remember was you and Won shocking each other and making no progress.
[ there were chairs involved, right? well they have plenty of chairs here.... ]
[He's kind of just sitting here, frowning?]
...I don't see why you want to build a blanket fort when I still have nightmares about thinking about nothing but building blanket forts. [A beat.] I'm kidding about the nightmares, but seriously...blanket forts...
[GRUMBLE GRUMBLE]
...I don't see why you want to build a blanket fort when I still have nightmares about thinking about nothing but building blanket forts. [A beat.] I'm kidding about the nightmares, but seriously...blanket forts...
[GRUMBLE GRUMBLE]
[ she just kisses his cheek. less grumble, more building. ]
Because it looked kind of cosy?
Because it looked kind of cosy?
[Y'all have fun over there, kids. Chiron is for once not just sitting against the wall to take up the least amount of space, but still as tightly packed in as possible between some shelves.
Sometimes you're a horse and you don't want to be an inconvenience. In any case--]
Hm, fascinating. Some of this literature I'm not familiar with.
[He's got at least five books surrounding him, some heavy and brimming with knowledge...
And then he's got a comic book opened about some weird pirates sailing the Grand Prix Line or something]
Rubber would be an interesting power to command, I admit.
Sometimes you're a horse and you don't want to be an inconvenience. In any case--]
Hm, fascinating. Some of this literature I'm not familiar with.
[He's got at least five books surrounding him, some heavy and brimming with knowledge...
And then he's got a comic book opened about some weird pirates sailing the Grand Prix Line or something]
Rubber would be an interesting power to command, I admit.
[His expression actually softens? His girlfriend's too cute...]
...It was cozy without all the shocks, admittedly. Which we shouldn't have here, heaven forbid.
...It was cozy without all the shocks, admittedly. Which we shouldn't have here, heaven forbid.
You two will need something sturdy as a foundation for the blankets and pillows.
[He's helping!!]
[He's helping!!]
Rubber? Like what, "I'm rubber, and you're glue, what bounces off me sticks to you" or something?
[Looking over his shoulder!! He is curious!!]
[Looking over his shoulder!! He is curious!!]
We haven't had any this week, let alone here, so... I don't think the realm's going to suddenly bring up more just to spite you. [ ... unless the blankets are super static. ]
You're safe.
You're safe.
The... tablets and some chairs, maybe?
[ thank u chiron. the help is appreciated. ]
[ thank u chiron. the help is appreciated. ]
No, in that he can elongate any part of his body and use it as a weapon.
[Lumpy just headbutted an enemy to death???]
There is also a formidable swordsman who wields three at a time, though I am not certain how he can speak with the sword in his mouth.
[Lumpy just headbutted an enemy to death???]
There is also a formidable swordsman who wields three at a time, though I am not certain how he can speak with the sword in his mouth.
Hey, don't tempt the Realm, I don't need more heart attacks.
[But fine, fine, he'll move to grab a few blankets.]
The blankets should form the roof, so we need some chairs and tables and such.
[But fine, fine, he'll move to grab a few blankets.]
The blankets should form the roof, so we need some chairs and tables and such.
Yes. Perhaps even stack the chairs on top of each other to gain the most efficient height.
[He is assuming he's not gonna be underneath the blanket fort but Hansa (and maybe Emet if he wants to join) are still pretty damn tall]
[He is assuming he's not gonna be underneath the blanket fort but Hansa (and maybe Emet if he wants to join) are still pretty damn tall]
Isn't there an American comic with a superhero like that? Huh...guess rubber powers are common...
[F*ntastic F*ur, indeed.]
Maybe his last sword is magical and speaks for him. Anything can go, in comics.
[F*ntastic F*ur, indeed.]
Maybe his last sword is magical and speaks for him. Anything can go, in comics.
I'd say we've got enough of those lying around to get something sorted. [ hmm. she's surveying the area. like an architect of blanket forts. very important. ]
It needs to be pretty high too, right? So... maybe if we stacked some tables on top of each other? We could boost the height with chairs if we need to, but I think the more we have stacked the more likely it is to fall...
It needs to be pretty high too, right? So... maybe if we stacked some tables on top of each other? We could boost the height with chairs if we need to, but I think the more we have stacked the more likely it is to fall...
-- No, no. It is him speaking. Look--
[Showing Hansa a panel where Zoyolo explains he can SPEAK THROUGH THE HEART and that's why everyone is able to understand him]
Intriguing -- though I do prefer the reindeer doctor, admittedly.
[HIS SON]
[Showing Hansa a panel where Zoyolo explains he can SPEAK THROUGH THE HEART and that's why everyone is able to understand him]
Intriguing -- though I do prefer the reindeer doctor, admittedly.
[HIS SON]
[ they are all getting in this blanket fort, chiron, so help her. ]
Tables maybe? It'd be wider and taller then, and we won't all be squashed in there. [ times so far they've all just assume emet is joining the blanket fort without asking him: 2. ]
Tables maybe? It'd be wider and taller then, and we won't all be squashed in there. [ times so far they've all just assume emet is joining the blanket fort without asking him: 2. ]
[Emet needs to hold hands, he has no fuckin choice, Chiron will punt him in there himself]
The tables could work, though please make sure they are stable -- elsewise your fort will meet an untimely end.
The tables could work, though please make sure they are stable -- elsewise your fort will meet an untimely end.
[ she is, at this point, just peering around his shoulder to see what the hap is fuckening. ]
Tables might be more stable than chairs, so lets try that. And when it gets time to put the blankets up, I'll lift you so you can reach.
[He's smirking and TOTALLY not poking fun at her being short, no sirree.]
[He's smirking and TOTALLY not poking fun at her being short, no sirree.]
...Huh. Weird.
[and wait what]
A reindeer? What, is there a reindeer medical school in this comic?
[and wait what]
A reindeer? What, is there a reindeer medical school in this comic?
[ just this face.
she's going to get tables now. rude. ]
she's going to get tables now. rude. ]
[Immediately showing her the panels of Numi conning a bunch of pirates who were hitting on her and then sailing off with their riches and their boat]
[ hold! hands! also kiss the horse, emet. ]
Most of them here seem to be? I've sat at a few of them. Don't worry, I'll check them.
A table would hurt quite a lot of it fell on us. I don't mind so much about the blankets.
Most of them here seem to be? I've sat at a few of them. Don't worry, I'll check them.
A table would hurt quite a lot of it fell on us. I don't mind so much about the blankets.
[ get it numi, that's girl power. ]
They're all pirates?
They're all pirates?
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